Blogger's note: There is a saying - don't shit in your own backyard. This story concerns someone else shitting in my backyard, and is a departure from the water extraction topic normally reported on here.
Holy Crap!
The plant would be located on same site as all of the support operations of the Pen Argyl Waste Management/Grand Central Sanitation landfill.
How much crap can residents take?
Evidently someone believes quite a bit. At the first review of this proposal, the Nov. 21 planning commission meeting, it was revealed that Synagro would be taking in 400 tons of crap a day and baking it. Yum. They actually call the product "cake".
Here's the scary part. Someone asked Grand Central manager Scott Perin, who was in attendance, "how much crap do you accept at the landfill each day," and his answer was "about the same." That's right, folks, the landfill in Pen Argyl is depositing 400+ tons of shit in the ground, each day. Does the DEP know? I have a call in to find out. So, this site would have a lot of shit going on, and it has a lot of shit going on already. No wonder it smells like shit in the area. 800 tons a day - whoa daddy, shit storm!
Location of proposed Synagro operation on lot already being used
Plainflield Township Zoning Ordinance Permits One Principal Use Per Lot
On the lot in question, which is tax parcel E8 11 8, Grand Sentral Sanitation has all the support services for its landfill - a business office, the truck terminal, wash station, recycling. These are all accessory uses related to the same business. Pick one as the principal use - the county uses truck terminal. The others are accessory to it. In 2014, the Plainfield Township Zoning Hearing Board in its infinite wisdom granted a use variance to add a second principal use to this lot - a retail natural gas terminal. When they did this, they failed to determine that the criteria for the variance were not met, because they did not address the criteria in their deliberations. Instead, everyone on the board and the board's solicitor glad-handed and kept telling each other how great it was that the township would have a natural gas terminal. This proceeding was a sham and handled in the manner of a "kangaroo court," though a zoning hearing board is a quasi-judicial body whose decisions may be appealed to courts of common pleas. This proceeding looked more like a political event. No one appealed this decision.
Sham decision to grant a variance for a second principal use on site targeted by Synagro
The Pennsylvania Municipalities Planning Code has uniform objective criteria to grant a variance, and a use variance is the hardest to justify. Here are the criteria that the Zoning Hearing Board has an obligation to evaluate one by one, but did not in granting the 2014 variance:
Uniform criteria in Pennsylvania MPC Sec 910.2 to grant a variance
Synagro can't meet the first three, and all must be met
Is the Cake Already Baked? Sludge Free UMBT Alleges Process is "Rubber Stamp"
The same Zoning Officer who required Grand Central to obtain the variance in 2014 for the additional principal use of a retail gas pump on the targeted lot in 2016 failed to require a variance to the same Ordinance article, to add the much more significant principal use of crap recycling plant - which will cost $20m. How can this be? Members of the organization Sludge Free Upper Mount Bethel Township attended the Nov. 21, 2016 planning commission meeting, witnessed the discussion about principal uses and member Robert Cornman's encouragement to recommend approval that night, and drew the conclusion that the review process is no more than a rubber stamp. Mr. Cornman is Vice President of Green Knight Economic Development Corporation (GKEDC), which runs the Green Knight Energy Center on the adjacent site. Synagro's application claims that the bulk of the heat to bake their cake (fry the shit) will be supplied from the Green Knight Energy Center, yet the Site Plan does not show this. This will be covered in a separate post. Steve Hurni is a Plainfield supervisor and also a member of GKEDC. Sludge Free UMBT reportedly distributed a flyer by mail today detailing Mr. Cornman and Mr. Hurni's associations. Although Mr. Cornman recused himself from voting or making motions, witnesses state he proposed the planning commission sending the application to the Zoning Hearing Board that night, with conditions for deficiencies. These deficiencies were significant, such as Synagro would not specify if its waste water would be routed to the Waltz or Little Bushkill Creek, which are both high quality water fisheries. 4/5 of planning commission members sit on the township EAC, so why they would send an application on that has environmental uncertainties and lack of definition defies logic. Was Mr. Cornman having his cake and eating it too this evening? Not make a motion but make a motion?
Zoning Officer fails to require a variance to Sec 401 - crap recycling is a third principal use
Synagro Argues That Crap Recycling is Merely One Principal Use On Target Lot With Several
On Nov. 22, 2016, the Plainfield Township Zoning Officer belatedly verbally informed Synagro that a variance would be needed to Sec 401, following a discussion at the Nov. 21 planning commission meeting. Synagro filed a variance application on Dec 5, 2016, with the wild claim that this lot has historically had several principal uses, in justification of why a variance to Sec 401 should be granted. They claim that slate processing and mineral extraction are "present uses", though they were abandoned many years ago. Synagro's own site plan depicts "Slate Mill (abandoned)" on a building - so let's cut the crap. They list all the accessory uses to the landfill, as if each is a principal use but they are accessory and not principal uses. These comprise one principal use. Last, they list the gas pump, which is a legitimate second principal use.
Cumm'n, Synagro, cut the crap!
Synagro "gilds the lily" by claiming there are numerous existing principal uses
What's next? Tex Mex, Electricity and Shit
Gild lily - colloquial - an alternate of "polish the turd"
What's next? Tex Mex, Electricity and Shit
The Planning Commission meets on December 19, 2016 at 7pm to next consider the Synagro application. Here is the agenda for the night:
- Taco Bell Special Exception Application for demolition/reconstuction of 2-story office building @ Sullivan Trail and Rt 512
- Metrotek Electrical Services Site Plan for Speck Plastics location
- Synagro Special Exception Application (continued)
Synagro's project may not get the floor until 9:30pm, since there are two new applicants before it on the agenda. That is how it works - new business first.
The Zoning Hearing has not been scheduled, but will likely be in January or February. Each meeting is important to attend, if you are concerned about the proposed project.